We had four seperate water fatalities here last weekend.
Wear your life jackets and leave the booze on shore.
Use a plastic pitcher to pee into and a 5 gallon pail for the ladies.
Half the drownings of men he has his zipper down when pulled out from peeing over the side of the boat. Slippin and hittin his head.
For Duck Hunters it's even worse because of the clothes and water temps.
No. I'm not your mother but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Have to laugh to keep from cryin.